ROFL!

Jul. 12th, 2010 09:45 pm
I posted this to FB, but I have to post it again here.

Carter: "Carter has a penis. Mommy has a 'gina."
Me: "That's right. Carter is a boy, and Mommy is a girl. Boys have penises, and girls have vaginas."
Carter: "Daddy has a penis too!"
Me: "That's right!"
Carter: "Mimi [his nanny] has a 'gina." [pause] "And a Civic."
Me: ROFL!!

I swear, little kids are THE BEST!!! I love how Mimi having a vagina and driving a Honda Civic are on the same level of interest!
The squirrels that live in our yard have no serious predators, and they're big and fat and fearless. They like to lie on the railings of our deck and stare into the windows. This drives the cats crazy, of course, and the squirrels just lie there. It's almost like they're taunting the cats!

:-D

Mar. 27th, 2009 03:30 pm
As if high school doesn't suck enough...

But this thread is FTW. Where are my Buffy icons when I need them?

Hee!

Mar. 1st, 2009 10:32 pm
In one of the baby books I've read, the author suggests that you start letting your baby drink water from regular cups as soon as possible. Carter has been really interested in drinking from my cup lately, so I've started giving him water in his own cup to drink. He caught on surprisingly quickly, and he's much more interested in the regular cup than he ever was in a sippy cup.

Of course, giving a baby an open cup of water can have really funny results:

This was posted on P101 earlier today, and it totally cracked me up.

Are you a Good Mom or a Bad Mom?

:-)

Aug. 14th, 2008 11:07 pm
Whenever I need to smile, I Can Has Cheezburger does it for me. It just never gets old, you know?

cat

I try to show Doug ones I think are especially funny, but he just doesn't really get them. I think LolTrek is the best ever, though. I think I wet my pants the first time I read that!
jenn_unplugged: (Resistance is futile)
Saw this at the grocery store today. You might be a redneck if... )
I posted a cartoon by this guy once before, but this one seriously had me laughing so hard I was crying. If you have a cat, this will have you ROFLing. Even if you don't, OMG. Must see!

Hee!

May. 1st, 2008 11:18 am
John Stewart rocks my world. Here he is on "abstinence only" programs:



I still can't believe that one congressman actually said it was "elitist" for experts who have done research in a field to think they know more than others. Seriously, WTF? o_0

In other news, I'm back into my size 16 jeans, which is awesome. It's been a couple of years since I've been able to fit into these. I've dropped two sizes since my pre-baby weight, all from breastfeeding. Woot!
This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Seriously, I was laughing so hard I had a coughing fit, and then I saw stars. I actually had to pause in my reading to get a drink of water and catch my breath. If you remember the 70s, you really need to check this out! If you don't remember the 70s, go see what you missed. :-D

Hee!

Nov. 13th, 2006 03:27 pm
These pictures are hilarious! :-D

Edit: And they change as people vote, apparently. New funny pics all the time!

*snerk*

May. 1st, 2006 03:06 pm
A colleague and I are working this week towards putting in an NSF proposal titled "Developing Interdisciplinary Content Knowledge through Lesson Study". It will be really cool because we're pairing up inservice and preservice teachers and college math and science faculty to develop innovative lessons and study how to teach them. Someone who was reviewing the proposal asked us if we had a catchy acronym for our project, so I stared at the title and said, "Well, we could call it D-I-C-K-Le-S..."

And everyone burst out laughing.

So our project is now unofficially called the "Dickless Project". Which is somewhat fitting, as there are no men involved. But I doubt NSF will find our title amusing, so we're going to insert Math/Science in there somewhere to break it up.

See how my mind works? ;-)

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