The Chukwu octuplets were on the Today Show this morning, and the hosts said several times that when the babies first came home (7 survived), the parents were changing 70 diapers an hour.

I assume that has to be per day, not per hour. Or do people really change their newborns' diapers every 6 minutes around the clock?
Have you seen the ad for the "Listenup" hearing amplifier thingie? If you haven't, you can see it here. It starts with an older couple in bed watching TV. She bitches at him about how loud it is, and he looks deflated and turns the volume down. In the next scene, she's on the phone and he's listening to music. She gets a look of utter disgust on her face and yells, "Turn that down!" The ad goes on to show him looking much happier once he has the advertised product. Oddly enough, there is a scene of both of them using one in church.

Which leads me to think that the poor guy's problem is not that he can't hear, but that he married a spiteful bitch. :-P

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