I think what she should be criticizing is the dilemma for working mothers. If you've had a baby, just a couple of weeks off is ridiculous. I don't see how the actual breast pump is a problem. I have two young sisters and my mom pumped for both of them. If anything, it seemed like a convenience. She is acting like it's somehow demeaning to women to use it... and that's just odd. No one is forcing you to breastfeed, if it's not for you then don't do it.

Also: Rosin does an excellent imitation of a breast pump machine as the room erupts into laughter. “Who could blame [your husband] for never wanting to sleep with you again?”

Um.. what? Maybe you and your husband need to grow up.